A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hooking up with someone while on a trip
yeah while I was in Fort Worth I had a bit of a road slip with this blonde chick
It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.
Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK
Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night
Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation
Nobody really knows the true meaning of the word and never will people believe it means the right path to be successful the word was made by bob marley
So you wanna walk through the roads of creation
A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.
Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.