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Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Jack Cap

A protective sleeve made to go over the "jack" of instrument and other cables to keep them from getting damaged and to maintain sound quality.

I just picked up a new guitar chord and it came with Jack Caps for each end. Wow, my chord is coming apart at the jack, I wish I had some Jack Caps to keep that from happening.

by Picker's Plus July 19, 2016

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme. An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half. Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 22, 2023

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona? Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!? Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals? Student: That would, uuh, be five? Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

line of cap

Snorting a capsule powder form

I’ve just sorted a line of cap

by Zrae420 August 13, 2022