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Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024

dumb bun

Someone who doesn't know his/her way around punctuations

A: Let's eat senpai!!
B: Lol! You are such a dumb bun. You forgot the comma.
A: *evil grin

B: (anxiously) You forgot to put the comma right??

by plskillme_already August 15, 2022

Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt

Cuss= Profanity, personality, sexuality, explicit, bold, emotion, conflict, demand.

Dumb= ignorance, incompetence, contradictory, human, condition, humility, funny.

Cult= religion, story-telling, belief, comradery, narratives, false narratives, perspectives, leaders, followers, god, country, nation, family, corporation, data.

Shirt= fashion, art, design, status, vision, streetwear, material.

aka: custom cultured ... + shwag

"Yow Koral! Listening to you and Ceppy on the 'Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt' podcast reeaallllyyy made me flip thee switch. Now I lead my life custom cultured baby. I'm a sheshy n****"

"Tina told the whole 7th grade class i was a dumb bih. One wednesday I just stood up ion the tables of the cafeteria and yelled 'Naw fam. Im a CUSS dumb bih!'"
#customized #cussdumbiced

by Sheshy Data December 12, 2020

Dumbed

Self awareness brought about by either being sold to a communist party, a nuclear weapon exploding in your back yard, or pooping yourself on national television the first time your interviewed.

I didn't think I could get dumbed more than once a day, but it happened.

by Marine bcb November 18, 2016

big dumb bitch

when my boss tells me how to say the word Cotter Pin

MY big dumb bitch boss can shove that cotter pin in his ass hole

by Obi-wan kenobi 1987 October 11, 2021

Are did a dumb

Stupid or incompetent. Other meanings include dumb, ignorant.

Y’all both are did a dumb.

by ImAlwaysRightBoi April 29, 2019