A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.
No one:
Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.
Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.
Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.
"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
The ultimate Jew
Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?
Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.