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Colorado Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!

by dangnuggets September 29, 2019

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas August 01, 2024

Amber Avalanche

When you’ve had a rowdy night full of booze, then added on a nightcap shotgun that you didn’t need before sexy time that comes back up on his chest and mid section while performing fellatio.

Bro, I got the most sick Amber Avalanche from my girl last night. She definitely needed that last beer to accomplish.

Koochie avalanche

To get a women to lie down on her side and raise one leg, you will then proceed to rail up a fat bump of cocaine on the top half of her vagina and in one downwards motion snort most of the line and the left over cocaine will trickle down, which to then cause a koochie avalanche if executed correctly

Oi boys, see the old Shelia over there? I'm going to take her to the pub bathroom and give her a koochie avalanche

by Skittz qunt September 01, 2020

Avalanching

The act of indulging in the illegal drugs cocaine and molly together, simultaneously.

This ratchet group of friends were avalanching at the rave.

by stifler493 November 20, 2014

golden avalanche

When you have 3+ people give you a golden shower at the same time

She wanted try a golden shower but got a golden avalanche instead when he called over his 5 friends to join in the fun.

by Rharri October 22, 2017