A fork of Rural Dictionary
What retards who are blind to reality call it when you point out something obvious.
Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!
A theory that some fact or information is being hidden from the general public—a conspiracy—for whatever reason. These views are generally not held by most people or media (which is often part of the point—if something *is* being hidden, most people wouldn’t know).
Possibly the most well-known and widespread conspiracy theory is that planet Earth is actually flat, not spherical, and that this fact is covered up, keeping people in the dark.
A conspiracy theory may be true, false, or only partially true. “Conspiracy theory” is often used as a pejorative, usually an attempt to discredit ideas that are disagreed with; however, although theories like the Earth being flat can be patently disproven, many are still controversial.
In the United States, many conspiracy theories are attributed to the federal government. For example:
• some people purport that the attacks on September 11, 2001 (9/11) were perpetrated by the government as an excuse to increase citizen surveillance, or justify invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
• the demonstrations at the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 were allegedly helped along by the government in an effort to discredit Donald Trump and his supporters.
• the existence of aliens and UFOs is supposedly hidden by the government, and equipment and specimens from said aliens is being stored in the top-secret Air Force facility Area 51.
“The CIA psychologically tortured human subjects to develop drugs that could psychomanipulate people during interrogations!”
“Oh yeah, that did happen, actually.”
“Sorry, what?”
“MKUltra. The CIA experimented on humans to make drugs.”
“…oh. Huh. Like, I was just trying to make up a weird conspiracy theory for Urban Dictionary, but… wow. I think my day is ruined now.”
What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
When someone denies that Goverments have conspired with Big Tech, Big Pharma, Corporate Science, Organized Religions or others to make you believe things that are obviously not true through the overuse of trauma based mind control, fear and coercion accomplished and completed by the bombardment of controlled mass media turning one into a cowardly shill and critically unthinking shell of a person who easily gets angry if you don't believe the propaganda.
Ex. Of course 9/11 was an inside job, what are you some kind of Conspiracy Denialist?
Conspiracy Denialist
When someone denies that Goverments have conspired with Big Tech, Big Pharma, Corporate Science, Organized Religions or others to make you believe things that are obviously not true through the overuse of trauma based mind control, fear and coercion accomplished and completed by the bombardment of controlled mass media turning one into a cowardly shill and critically unthinking shell of a person who easily gets angry if you don't believe the propaganda.
Ex. Of course 9/11was an inside job, what are you some kind of Conspiracy Denialist?
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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
\kənˈspɪrəsi ɒv ˈɪdɪəts\ (noun) A group of idiots, loosely gathered, characterized by lack of self-awareness and an intellectual inability to empathize.
What we have here is a conspiracy of idiots.