A fork of Rural Dictionary
A location of pure tomfoolery. Where one drops copious amounts of LSD and/or molly and is at risk of becoming a bonafide wook.
"We tripped face at the disco coop the other night. Jerry licked a window."
Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models
They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure
If a beloved restaurant or diner 80 or over 100 years old can be saved, a restaurant 60 years old doesn't have to get torn down either. In reality, the owners don't want to sell their business, they are forced to by the maneuvering of people looking to benefit from the coronavirus restrictions and the resulting downward spiral of the people trying to meet unrealistic expectations (the same kinds of people that benefit from the restrictions made the restrictions, mandates, laws, and rules to dictate people's fates to them and replace these beloved businesses with something closer to their own image).
Price's Chicken Coop didn't have a realistic chance to make it through the coronavirus, neither do many other longtime businesses, restaurants, bars, and retailers. It's the small businesses, the mom and pop businesses and their customers that feel the pinch when the people behind making the rules, laws, mandates, and restrictions try to squeeze all the life out of them, it isn't the new startup online business run by some outsider looking for people's support in their new market that is going to take a loss. It's the new guard trying to force out the old, and walk all over what's left of the old. Out with the old, in with the new is their motto, and if people don't wake up and fight, if they keep doing what they are told, they will no longer have homes or businesses to guard/protect.
The southern way of saying “oh shit”
Daughter: hey mo- *spills coffee* Mother: gosh darn chicken coop!