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Gape

When you beat someone in a street race so bad, you have virtually violated them. Lots of fan boys use the term Gap, but that's because their civics aren't very fast and all they ever do is "Gap" the other car. When you drive a real car, you can beat someone so badly, you have Gaped them. Left them violated, didn't even give them the courtesy of using lube.

Holy Fuck, did you see that Z06 gape that Skyline?

by Dr Gape August 13, 2018

Gape

To fuck, get your dick wet, and/or universally stretch out the rectum in anything you do in life.

1. Bro, I fucking Gaped so hard last night. 2. “I went so hard last night.” ‘How hard did you go?’ “I gaped.” 3. I gaped the fuck out of that mid-term bro. Vibes are up.

by Papa Dub September 17, 2021

gape

A person who takes gaming very seriously and is very toxic and is a talking chirp who contributes nothing

Jesse Puljuravivi is such a gape when he's playing with us. If he gapes on more time, I will not play with him! God!

by Brady Tkachuk July 24, 2022

Gape

Round eyes, the opposite of slant eyes.

Person 1: "So many slants in this room" Person 2: "As opposed to so many gapes in this country"

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

friendship gape

when a friend you become emotionally attached to and one whom you greatly love and want, leaves you leaving you to think that they did not love, need or cared for you as much as you do them so you're left with a void, a gape.

Wow, Karen just give Jessica a friendship gape

by justAgnericguy May 17, 2019

Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus. The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 05, 2024