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Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger June 26, 2007

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 02, 2004

Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible

Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe

by Pb bruh nuts July 01, 2020

Genital Puke

A very foul kind of urine that resembles acidic vomit. This noun can be applied to both sexes.

Gross! Is that genital puke on my floor?

by Rhestiphcor March 27, 2011

Lasers Genitals

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by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017

genital janitor

Like Fuck boy but more posh like a fuckboy that's learned his lesson

Your no longer a fuckboy your a genital janitor!

by pseudonym0101 March 20, 2024