A fork of Rural Dictionary
A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
some guy who sang in a choir and had a deep voice. The guy was very tall, statuesque, and muscular.
hey Fred, did you see that tall statuesque man who just crossed the street? Yes I did. By the way, that guys name is Herman Ludlow. and I heard he can sing good. Well he should come sing at my wedding, and have him sang me and Mrs. Jones.
The act of sticking a funnel into someone’s anus and loudly yelling into it.
She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.
When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man Tim: What!?! Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!! Tim: Wtf-