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Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 23, 2024

Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.

After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.

by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020

Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 08, 2018

jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018