A fork of Rural Dictionary
While during a multiplayer game, you are so bored that you mute yourself to masturbate.
"Josh? Josh? is he muted? Don't tell me he's looting the countryside."
A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.
“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people
“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”
Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.
WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!