Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fish Monger

Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.

Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls

by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009

Slut Monger

Basically a cheap lowlife pimp.

Hey you, slut monger, i need a cheap slut!!!

by Pope gregory the 5th July 11, 2003

penis monger

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

by frankly honest March 24, 2008

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 14, 2020

coin monger

A greedy person, a profiteer, one who believes money holds greater value than even life.

The government is controlled by corporations and coin mongers.

by bigdsoutho December 05, 2017

skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.

ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"

by Foebane October 10, 2013

chonky monger

cute and sexy

you're such a chonky monger ava

by jimpanzee68 November 08, 2022