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a junky, someone who with no self control. Often used by sicilian mafia in movies.

"up yours ya fuckin jag off"

To tie on an afternoon load- when one or ones starts drinking prior to the evening. It is usually done on ones day off during normal business hours When everyone else is working.

Warning a good afternoon jag usually results in an early bed time.

"I am going to tie on good Afternoon Jag today and walk my dog up the park and walk my dog up to the park holding a cape coder while everyone else is walking around on their lunch break."

"Do you want to come over and tie an Afternoon Jag ? "

What did you do yesterday on your day off?
"ey just tied on an Afternoon Jag, in bed by 6"

1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.

2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.

1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.

2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.

The point of entry on the male or female urethra.

Used in reference, usually in a fit of rage, to clarify the necessity to forcefully insert an obscene object into the 'Jag Hole'.

1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma

2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work

Get your pussy ass out of that crying jag, get over here, and help me bury this body.

tr.v.adj.n. ~Jag·ged-Phe·ell
A. Being a complete noob 24/7.
B. The result of getting pwned 24/7

Don't make me get Jagged-Fel up in this joint!

A dance competition where the two competitors do their best impersonations of Mick Jagger, the frontman of The Rolling Stones.

For tips on how to Jag Off correctly, watch The Rolling Stone's live performances on YouTube.

I hear Anthony and Brandon are going to jag-off at the party this weekend!