Country Dictionary

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Puck Bowling Fuck

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.

Puck Bowling Fuck

by Mallrats099 February 06, 2009

puck slut

someone who controls the puck all the time and scores real easy. also known as a hockey player named jacob

that kids so good hes a puck slut

by sharkssuck September 17, 2009

Slut Puck

A tounge periceing

I just got a Slut Puck

by xoxo-icebaby-oxox September 11, 2010

ice it like a hockey puck

Originally it was stated it the Travis Scott song “Butterfly Effect”; but through numerous people quoting it out of context because no one understood it, it has come to be a verb. Meaning to excel in anything of interest to a person, or to go to great lengths in an area

Example 1: “I’ve been iceing it like a hockey puck trying to get an A on that paper we have to write.”
Example 2: “I ice it like a hockey puck when I dress up to go out side in the winter because it is so cold”

by Anonymous 124 November 07, 2018

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt September 16, 2005

two puck of shaku

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.

"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm

by Long Horse Short Walk October 07, 2021