Country Dictionary

Pertaining to an order placed over $5,000 dollars.

Shawn placed a gong-able order for $25,000 resulting in 5 strokes of the gong.

when a dumbass misspells ong

tim: he goofy on gong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

A celebratory and positive affirmation.

You passed your driving test? Cha gong!!

Slang used for an enclosed ski lift commonly known as a “Gondola”.

Friend 1: “Let’s hit the Gonge to the top of the mountain.”
Friend 2: “I think I’m going to light up on the Gonge.”

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who was, in their country of origin, a member of a banned of political/ spiritual/religious movement or political organization/political affiliation who, for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.

person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.

person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?

person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.