A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.
Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie
Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"
noun
an expression of dismay or frustration
verb
To bring something toward oneself
The opposite of yeet.
"Can you yoink that over here"
"Yoinks" (noun) plural: derivative of "yoink" (verb)
To yoink is to snatch, grab, take etc.
Yoinks are the objects you have snatched, grabbed, taken, etc. Commonly used to describe ones personal loot in a game, or belongings that have been taken for oneself from another.
1.) After he had won a victory over his opponents, he gathered the loot, and left the battlefield with a full inventory of yoinks.
2.) These are my yoinks, go get your own.
3.) I bet if we go to (location) we can find some excellent yoinks just waiting for us to collect there.
The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.
There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.
The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.