A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.
"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas." "Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.
Examples of the New England Accent: Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah New Hampshire - New Hampshuh New York - New Yahk Red Sox - Red Sawx Water Fountain - Bubbler Speed Bump - Speed Hump Very Cold - Wicked Cold Turn Signal - Blinker Roundabout - Rotary February - Febuary March - Mahch Summer - Summuh Your - Yuh Here - Hy Asshole - Ess'ole Worcester - Wuhstuh Cape Cod - The Cape Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd Police - Coppuh
When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes