Country Dictionary

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Skittle Sizzle

What happens after two successful Scuttle Butts. At the strip club

Cinnamin couldn't come in tonight because she got the Skittle Sizzle.

by BigBuddah November 13, 2020

sizzle lips

Edible massage lotion that heats up when you blow on it. Massage it into a small area of the body, blow on it to get warm and then kiss lick it all off! The more you rub it in, the warmer it feels.

Yo come put the sizzle lips on and blow me till I burn

by The_Hamburglar September 02, 2017

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.

Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.

by Hot Franklin March 04, 2023

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend 2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 03, 2017

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle *sizzling monday*

by farisss January 14, 2022

forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news Most commonly used when getting a new/better job Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation

Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned Everyone: k (expecting sizzle) Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji* Everyone: sweet

by hoomuzu February 16, 2023