A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.
A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.
See that fungus fairy over there?
another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..
person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus
Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !
"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."
Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.