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straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024

Road Traveler

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.

Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.

by Upsidedownbiker November 22, 2021

when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 03, 2023

11 norman road

diddy party central

lets go 11 norman road, i want to rub some fat juicy balls

by MEN HAVER May 22, 2024

Kill Road

Kill Road Is another name for Mill Road which is a street located on milwaukee far north side. Mill road is infested with hoes, Speeding cars, drugs, Gds, and all other types of hood shit you can imagine. The highends of mill road is the worst area (76th-107th) there is alot of cheap apartments and projects around the area of 84th and mill road. When you go a little bit up the road to the 100s there is a hood known as the hunnits and is infested with a gang known as the wild 100s. This is definetly the worst part of killroad. There is shootings, robberies, burglaries you name it. Overall mill road is a scary place to live no matter if you are involved with gangs or any other types of dangerous activies. Everybody is a victim at some point.

Man 1: "aye man where you at?"
Man 2: "you already know where im at dawg. Kill Road."

by VonnaeRoadBoy January 09, 2017

Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.

Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.

by Dirty Jimmm April 08, 2022