A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value. Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility. As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates. Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways. As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room. Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off. Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock. "FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed. So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
The ultimate Jew Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich? Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right? Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.
i want to pull a edward jew on you.
One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.