Country Dictionary

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Corned

Damaged beyond repair

This VCR is corned.

by SteelyDanzig July 12, 2022

Corned

When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.

"Damn bro! I got corned last night."

"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"

"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"

by emuemq September 22, 2021

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 17, 2022

corn pub

The clean version of porn hub.

Person: I am gonna watch some corn pub.

by wait why am i here January 04, 2022

Corn dog

Basically the best food in the universe and if you haven’t had a corn dog before the corn dog colt will kill you.

Yo the corn dogs here are the best

by Yo Yo Big Guy October 07, 2019

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 29, 2020

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 08, 2020