Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dirty master

When a black slave owner shoves a shoe in his asshole while preforming a lobotomy to his pregnant step daughters dirty nigger slave and simultaneously repeatedly punches his balls until they have a consistency of whipped cream then pours it out on his biggest slaves child while sleeping in a pig pen.

Slave 1: i hope massa Bartholomew buys me.
Slave 2: no i heard he is a dirty master.

by massa Bartholomew sinclair February 09, 2024

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024

Master 10

Space rocket with cutting-edge technology. It consists of 5 NASA fuel tanks equipped with last generation thrusters. It's first test launch was a success despite landing on the roof and falling to the ground. The emergency teams responded rapidly picking up the spaceship's captain while everything was broadcasted live on the local TV channel "Master TV". After its first test, a second launch was made with the objective of reaching solarsystem_v2, but it failed because the rocket collided with the sky and fell to the ground. His captain ejected but the parachute system failed to open when he had already hit the ground at high speed. Despite such an accident, the captain survived.

Elon Musk: The reason why SpaceX exists today is the Master 10.

by Aftokinito May 14, 2018

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 19, 2019

Masterful Marvin

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, he usually wears glasses and has the best sigma jawline.

“Hey did you see masterful Marvin?”
“Yeah he’s handsome and nice, I wish he saw me 😠

by August 20, 2023

Master duh Bater

Someone who thinks they're in a debate and has something profound to say, but is actually just mentally masturbating.

His point was moot. He is such a master duh bater

by zippyskippy June 05, 2024

Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

by zippyskippy May 28, 2024