Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

break up

When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...

Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.

by losh_user_at_the_pc January 03, 2018

break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night” “Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?” “Is that a band?” “Yeah, best break up band going”

earnings-break

That time after university after employment where there's no earnings.

The fsp's wouldn't release finance becasue there is an earnings-break.

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024

Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

Break wide

Break Wide - To run and separate from a person or a group.

"We were all sitting on the bleachers and when Coach Sims walked in looking for Jake, causing him to 'break wide' and leave the entire gym."

by Saints_007 January 27, 2022

AARPee Break

One of a frequent amount of urinations required once you have attained a certain age.

Overheard on a chairlift from one old geezer snowboarder to his buddy: “The lodge is too far away. Next run, I’m going to take my AARPee Break in the trees.”

by RufusAurelius June 13, 2024

Break n' Bake

The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work. Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.

Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?" Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down." Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"

by Trent Dman January 15, 2012