Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.

“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”

by bigcatman February 05, 2022

i can show u the world

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid

by Aladdin_showutheworld February 21, 2023

Show your mug

Show your mug means to show a picture of yourself, whoever asked to see your mug wants to see what you look like

Alice: show your mug!

by Arrii September 16, 2023

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Show-pony

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already

"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"

by monkey_trainer April 02, 2019