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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 09, 2022

dirty mrtyle

a boy or girl who is known to get down and dirty in mrtyle beach

“that’s why they call him dirty mrtyle”
don’t get with him, his nickname is dirty mrtyle”

by yeezyeazy May 15, 2024

Dirty Bryce

The act of slamming your boy’s girl with your massive ten inch horse meat ding-dong and then pulling out at the last possible second.

Did you hear? Zaiden pulled a dirty bryce last night!

by Chilly-McDilly March 28, 2024

Dirty Bryce

REAL NIGGA, WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH IT ALL FR ON SOME SHIT(KINDA LIKE DUKE DENNIS)

AYO ITS THAT NIGGA DIRTY BRYCE, HIS AURA IS SO STRONG OMGGGGG, GIVE HIM ALL YO MONEY, HE A REAL NIGGA.

by BBELT March 06, 2024

DIRTY JERZIE

When you want to sus the nut so bad that you remember poochinies ded grandmother who passed a couple weeks ago you just want to jiggle repeatedly that roast beef rump on grandma rest in peace she was most skibidi sigma that bounced the earth but you just want to lick the bone bathtub style on saltburn but your too niglet to do it dry

“Aw dude grandma is on life support 😢”
“Oh man I can’t wait to give her a dirty jerzie

by Buttsnack3000 August 20, 2024

Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.

The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window

by DirtyPolishPerson August 04, 2022

Dirty Toby

A guy that wears a butt plug and cock lock whilst mountain biking to keep him alert

Liam done a Dirty Toby whilst bombing it down a trail

by scoobytypaguy January 10, 2024