A fork of Rural Dictionary
Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.
Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.
when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.
I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.
When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.
Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping
The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.
Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!
When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.
When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross
Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago