A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your plans backfired on you.
I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.
Pelosi is a twat waffle.
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.
Robert is such a twat waffle.
Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.
That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle
Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.
"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."