A fork of Rural Dictionary
On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup
Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup Person b:"im going to drink coffe." Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"
how i feel most of the time :(....
Bobby-how are you feeling, feeling today? Jonogan-soup-er-sad :(.... Bobby-good, i hate you
a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)
"hey do you know a..soup..bowl on tiktok?" "Yeah, they freaked out talking to me"
When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.
"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"
Aka Fowl Butt Juice. The liquid shits. When your bowls are thin and super liquidated.
Poor Jennifer’s stomachs was in knots as she did her best to hold in the Butt Soup while waiting for the bathroom.
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you? Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
When a man and women have sexual intercource, and through this process ejaculate at the same time, mixing the man and woman's juices into a sex soup.
Bro, last night we came at the same time! Iwow man.. she was totally souping your sauce!