A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
To get fucked (anally)
Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder
We Cottaged last night.
When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.