A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick
Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.
thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru
Jose: ew you got cheese dick
The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"