A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"
"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.
Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007
"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"
when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels
"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"
What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize
Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.
Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.
The most passive aggressive thing you can say when your pissed
Tom: I friended some tiktok e girl
Jack:You know e girls are whores right?
Tom: Jam on a dam!