Country Dictionary

Doggie style

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.

Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike

I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?

A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater

“Jacob recently went bitch hiking at a party”