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Natasha is a very mean bitxh , but if you get along with her she can be the most goofiest person in the world....she can also give that gawk gawk 3000.
Natasha the soul sucker!
Natasha isn't a murderer, a child rapist, doesn't rape people with broomsticks, have sex with dead bodies, she works exceptionally hard, doesn't steal at her job, doesn't shit post on an online forum behind closed doors because they're a coward, doesn't do drugs, isn't a hooker, a pedophile, or an ATM for losers who have to pretend they are fucking their mother or daughter or brother. Natasha hopes you kill yourself soon. Natasha is fed up with fat losers who follow her around and think their opinions matter when in fact. NOBODY IS LISTENING TO YOU AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SIT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND TALK ABOUT IT. She doesn't care that you got raped by your dad because you'll probably blow your brains out after you rape your son. NATASHA isn't a narcissist because she didn't fuck her dad for money her whole life, she didn't fuck a bunch of little kids to deal with her rage, and she isn't going to fuck you anymore. YOU'RE A LOSER AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE. HER DAD WASN'T AN ALCOHOLIC, HER MOM ISN'T A CHILD MOLESTER, AND HER ESTRANGED FATHER AFTER ADOPTION IS IN PRISON BECAUSE OF HER. KILL YOURSELF.
How Natasha thinks you can get fucked: by your dad since you fags love it so much.
Natasha is a girl who is really shy but can be outgoingly funny when you get to know her. She is kind and creative, but so shy many people do not see her ideas. However, she struggles with her studies and needs help from others. Sometimes can be frustrating as she doesn't answer questions.
Someone: Do you need help, Natasha?
Natasha: *doesn't say anything because she's too shy*
Someone: Okay I'll just help you then...
Someone: So in this question what is 5 + 5?
Natasha: *no reply*
Someone: It's 10, right?
Natasha: *still no reply*
Someone: ARRRGGHHH this is so frustrating!!
Natasha: *permanently muted*
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
mommy? sorry? mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
“mysterious sexy loner girl”- natasha
A badass poser who can kick anyone's ass.
"Who's that?"
That's Natasha, she's such a poser."
AKA: Black Widow, Natalia Romanova, Natasha Romanoff, Natalia Rushman, Fanny Longbottom