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Debate perv

Short for debate pervert

We all know you're not listening to us, debate perv.

by humanistsFTW November 17, 2023

dirty perve

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways. A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out. A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers

Look at him, he is such a dirty perve. The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.

by Hypnometh May 26, 2018

Perv boy

Someone who can’t stop saying dirty jokes, can’t go without saying no you, and has an addiction to knee slapping.

Sarah, Diana, Aliyah, and Keri are all perv boys

by Pervboys April 11, 2019

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert. Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!" "I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 15, 2021

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'. Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap? i was text-perving you.. stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea May 23, 2011