A fork of Rural Dictionary
Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.
Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.
Something you might feel after describing a certain someone on Urban Dictionary, and getting caught by everyone in your school.
I mean yeah, I definitely regret that.
No amount of suffering will ever make me regret a single thing I have said.
Hym "Hey, I do not nor will I ever regret talking about your vermin kids. They are shit. You are shit. You're telling yourself that pedophiles are going to see this and do something other than molest them harder and that's likely wishful thinking at this point. I won't regret this. I won't regret stabbing up some toddler in his mother's arms at a gas station. And I won't let you steal me shit."
Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.
Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"
the slow realization that everything you’ve done has left no grateful impact in your life or others. that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the world, that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the people around you and even yourself. when you start remembering the tiniest things you’ve done, the tiniest things you could’ve done. how you used to tell yourself you’d never catch yourself acting like the people you despised, just to see their reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror. when you realize that you are like every other human being on this planet, that you are no different than others, no better. that there is only one way to end this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you. a solution most people chose that they will regret.
“When I look at you, I regret everything I did to you. Even this. I will soon fill your heart with an indescribable amount of sorrow that will soon lead you to share the emotions I felt. Regret that you didn’t do anything impactful in my life, or the others around you. It will leave you to feel like there is only one way out of this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you.”
A song that plays during every Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion level that includes an 8 ball. It makes my cry whenever I hear it. :(((((((((
DEDF1SH: *5 BANGS*
amy wamy (me) :((
this is a #8 regret *wink*
Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.
Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*