A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the chick sticks a butterknife in her lovers penis and wiggles it around while picking her scab on her va jay jay.
Daniel was sent to the hospital after experiencing the schenectady scab pick.
Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.
You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.
Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.
The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"
A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'
When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
Ones desire towards a shitty object. Wanting something that is the lowest of the low
Dylan jerked off Parker for $20. He is fiening for the scab.
A relationship or situation you know is painful but you pick at it anyway.
Me: I won't text Dave he's such a scab effect.
Friend: you mean cunt.
Me: same thing.