A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...
1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.
to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat
while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf
The act of sucking testicles.
Command. Snarf being the verb.
Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?
to inhale from a bong excessively and cause the bong water to enter your mouth
Dude, James almost threw up after he snarfed the barf.
A penis that has seen better days
My friend David has a real snarf bargler.