A fork of Rural Dictionary
Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.
“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”
Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.
Altamont Utah is like, really small.
When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.
Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?
Macking on some girl in her bedroom
Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.
Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.
I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.