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DERPY DARWIN

Derpy Darwin is a term to define a handsome young Darwin C. He is cute and naughty and wears a hat that looks like the blue jays logo but is a raccoon

DOPE that is Derpy Darwin talking to my Grandma again!

by DERPY DARWIN June 08, 2022

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa. Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous? Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong. Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?" Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 01, 2022

Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.

"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"

by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024

darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life usually wears: ralph lauren striped polo tns and thats it great person and motivates many people each day

woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo

by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 26, 2019

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists. A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man? By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017