A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a crap and don't wipe your bum because you're taking a shower right after thinking that saving the toilet paper is offsetting your carbon footprint but really you're just a piece of shit.
I rushed and took a Manson because I had to get back to reading 'Infinite Jest' by David Foster Wallace
Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.
An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.
Born Brian Hugh Warner on January 5, 1969 (nice), he is a talented individual with a controversial stage persona and a name collected from two different American cultural icons (the beloved actress Marilyn Monroe and the fucked-up cultist* Charles Manson). Because every poseur goth uses his name in effort to gain street cred, this gave him a bad name in people's eyes. Some called him a Satanist and a devil worshipper, however, neither of this is true. But what is true is that Warner's music is good. *Charles was also a musician. Quite ironic since both Warner and Manson are listed as rock musicians, eh? Although I do know Warner's music is shock rock while Manson's music is folk rock.
"I'm not an artist, I'm a fucking work of art." — Marilyn Manson
The act of sucking ones own dick. Especially when in public or under peer pressure.
Discord Kid: Let’s get Ryan to suck his own dick on camera. Discord Kid 2: Oh you mean get him to do a Mystic Manson?
Most perfect boyfriend in the world. sweetest guy you will ever meet.
don't you wish you had a Mackinley Manson?