A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is a very fun guy to be with but has such a small dick, it’s depressing.
Laura: OMG Bruno is so fun
Joana: Yes, but he a small cock
“Bruno” is the process of being baked, roasted or even toasted. It’s meaning derived from my aunt’s pug. When moving across provinces, they left him in the back of their van in +30°C weather and he overheated and died.
“You said the restaurant’s super hot inside, right? So no wearing sweater type shit.”
“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”
A sexual act performed in the heat of the moment that you otherwise would not have done. It felt good at the time but later you're ashamed of it.
Guy: Hey remember when we. . .
Girl: We don't talk about Bruno!
the prettiest boy to exist and will make you feel safe
person 1 :he's name is Bruno
person 2 : Omg you're the luckiest girl alive
literally the loml. bruno is a work of art and i want to spend every single day of my life with bruno. i would sell my soul just so i could spend every day with bruno. bruno has got me pretending that a pillow is bruno. bruno has a wonderful face and the prettiest brown eyes, and the prettiest hair. bruno could literally choke me and i would enjoy it just because we are touching. all i want to do is be around bruno. bruno is a beautiful piece of art abd all i want to do is just crawl inside of it and frolic in it's beauty. bruno is like a ray of sunshine and if i burn while basking in it, so be it. i would rather burn than not be able to feel bruno's warmth. bruno lights up my day with bruno's smile and their laugh. literally like marry me mf.
bruno is the loml.
bruno is the best!!
bruno should suck my toes tbh