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Crusade

Crusade: A popular pastime during the Middle Ages. Generally considered to be an example of putting in a big effort to achieve your goals. Sometimes used in a negative way involving ‘hating on’, persecuting, changing or even killing those who are different to your way of thinking.

Johnny's going on a Crusade over this problem.

by JohnnyCrusader March 18, 2018

Crusades

when the pope needs power he usually did one

using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people

Example 1:

Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?

Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade

Example2:

Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?

Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree

by ordepthegreat March 20, 2022

Crusade

The Gathering of people solely named Christian.

Look out! Its a crusade of Christians.

by D1MSUM August 06, 2023

Crusade

Absolute pussy eliminator
Can and will eat your ass in seconds
Menace to this universe
Fortnite god

“Crusade is a fucking menace

Ong

by oll July 30, 2022

Crusades

I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.

Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

by Briz 69 September 07, 2019

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022