A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.
Tanner is "desperated"
When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.
"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
Is a person who has sex with their baby baby daddy's best pal
Ew you desperate frog
awesome fanganronpa video series
"Danganronpa Desperate Heart is amazing!"