A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of person to peg someone if necessary and does not know the difference between roblox and fortnite. A whole bum who stalks Shaunak Sharma.
Friend: Pass me mats
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
That guy got hulk hoganed after the divorce proceedings. He got fucked!
Cara Hogan: Hi
Me: Fuck off
Cara Hogan: Why
Me: You was racist
A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
He is a professional basketballer, surfer and scientist. He pulls guys and girls of any age but isnt interested in them his heart lies with the sea and the court. However he is sexually romanced by fish and dolphins, gets him going.
"Hey Did you see Angus Hogan on the board Yesterday"
"Yeah he was fucking a fish or something. "