Country Dictionary

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Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.

Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"

by ItsPseudo October 06, 2017

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

caribbean muffler

First you stack pineapple rings on your dick and fuck a girl in the ass. When you pull out she farts on the pineapple and then eats it.

I gave her a Caribbean Muffler and she loved it!

by Nutsack Nibbler March 10, 2015

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Cock Muffler

The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.

This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.

by Recome May 18, 2018