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pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary

My friend Gerald is a pooter snatcher

by The justin__ March 14, 2016

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver June 01, 2011

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 04, 2011

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by June 23, 2024

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 27, 2017