A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masculinity incarnate. Killer smile. Single-handedly bringing trench coats back.
“Sorry I’m late for work, I met this absolute Butcher at the bar last night and, anyhow, I haven’t slept yet”
In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”. The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?” Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.” Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
Used to describe a blunt knife or blade
Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.
A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.
I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.
A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.
dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it. todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler! Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men