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wanksta chris

my friend (im jacey) chris aka "Luda-Chris", aka "Chris-Co", aka "Cray-zee Chris"...

hey Wanksta Chris you wanna spoon??.... for that soup...

or

There goes Wanksta Chris...

or

Wanksta Chris strikes agian!!

by Jacey April 03, 2005

WANKSTA

1. A wannabe, in some cases implying white males dressing up with bandannas.
2. A wannabe gangster, as shown by the song by 50 Cent. This, unfortunately, may be applied to most celebrity rappers, who usually speak of "slapping bitches" in their "hood's", while in reality they are only figureheads of the violent gangs of America (i.e, the Crips, the Bloods, et al).
3. A very good rap song.

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Ja Rule, Eminem
3. "Wanksta" by 50 Cent

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.

"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"

by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003

wanksta snitch

callin dem boys, female gossip

quick to get the pigs, runnun yo gaps

by Dyshon Damone Boyd October 27, 2004

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 19, 2011

Wanksta

a WANKER who's a wannabe GANGSTER. hooded teenage thugs from estates in north west london, who would rob primary school kids from their kentucky friend chicken while listening to 50 cents in their walkman...

50 cents, puff diddy, ja rule, so solid crew etc.

by rude_boy December 07, 2003

Wanksta

A wanksta is a uy who wanks and thinks hes a gangsta

Ryan funnel: im a wanksta
Alex petrov: same

by Gangsta Alex June 30, 2018